Bloody technology

CollabNet has slowed my Windows Explorer (and RoboHelp) down to the speed of a dozy snail pondering a lie-in while listening to the cricket, so I’m blogging while I wait for it to do something.

BOTS is buggering off to America for a year to go and schmooze the PR fluffies of San Francisco with his chocolatey English tones and authentic Scotch kilt. He might even get a tan. Whatever happens, he’ll still be crap at Scrabble.