My second-favourite nutjob and bit on the side has posted one of his old editorials from a security newsletter. I used to get these newsletters until this one, which prompted me to email his editor and ask if his security correspondent liked gladiator movies. I think I was forcibly removed from the list after that little act.

My favourite nutjob is in a lucid phase at the moment, and has written a few heartfelt, eloquent lines about ECT and society’s treatment of the mentally ill. This is why I love Posie: when she’s on the ball, she’s Thierry Henry and the best, most intelligent friend a girl could have.